May 2012
128 posts
krejcithegoon:
sarahxhockey:
why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate
we are a bromance
we should act as bros
#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out...
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zeldea:
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
“I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and...”
– Aubrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture) (normanosborn: coenbrosbeforehos)
“We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you...”
– (On why he let Willow cut all of her hair off)
Read more: Will Smith On Allowing Willow To Cut Her Hair: ‘She Has Got To Have Command Of Her Body’ | Necole Bitchie.com
- He raises a really great point. What would it mean to believe very early that my body was mine. That it’s not for anyone or for...
“No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted...”
– Helen Keller (via santmat)
Watchalexusl0l:
unabellaanima:
buttuhsocks-yaturkey:
sambooby:
singlegirrlswag:
dykelykeaboss:
slimbarbie:
damngoodthing:
ruucake:
fuckmestupid:
jesuspoop:
this is my favorite thing on the internet omg
This is legit.
HOW DO THEY NOT MESS UP
They are perfect human beings. ohmygod. lol
lol this was dope AF I wouldve been messed up
omg
Seriously.. I need to meet these...
roses are red
violets are blue
will you make out with me
no why are you running away
It’s said it takes seven years to grow completely new skin cells.
To think, this year I will grow into a body you never will have touched.
― Brett Elizabeth Jenkins
chekhov:
Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified
“I just want everyone to have fun with me; I just want everyone to have a good...”
– Jimmy Fallon, when asked what he wants his personal legacy to be (via knope-)
“You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how...”
– Daniel Franzese (via mmmmilk)
“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via beyond-the-bowl)
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When people say things like, "Why am I single...
*See also “Why doesn’t anyone want to date me?”
I just want to pretend to hit people and make punching sound effects with my mouth (or just actually punch them).
In essence, a person is asking “Why is there no one that thinks I am the coolest person they know and wants to assist me in realizing this by taking off their clothes and touching me, and only me, for an...
FACT: The number of students who have to go into... →
fishingboatproceeds:
The next debt crisis.
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