reallyreallyreallytrying:

of course i know what the big white night sky circle is called. no way am i getting defensive. it starts with m and i know what its called.

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menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

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bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

i made my first million buying up 20c cups of lemonade from child-run stands and flipping them

komplexxitiesof-kwest:

thatnutcray:

Partition by Beyoncé ft. Tina Belcher

I HAVE FOUND MY FAVORITE POST EVER

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